We open at the scenic White Lotus resort in Thailand. Lush tropical plants, stunning pool, crystal-clear water. Paradise.

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AIMEE LOU WOOD is lounging elegantly by the pool, wearing sunglasses and a flowy vacation outfit. She's holding a tropical drink with a tiny umbrella.

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AIMEE: You've been looking forward to this trip for months.

She takes a sip of her drink, looks directly at camera.

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AIMEE: And you know a lot can happen in a week.

She starts counting on her fingers casually. 

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AIMEE: There’ll be a dinner where everyone ends up crying.

You might get to go on a super yacht with a questionable guest list.

Pauses to think, taps her chin.

AIMEE: Get seduced by a hotel staff member who’s definitely a thief.

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Beat. She raises her eyebrows.

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Or even have a threesome with your brother.

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She then leans forward dramatically, removes her sunglasses. 

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AIMEE: Yet imagine... imagine... missing out on ALL of this—because you ate that bad Pad Thai and got stuck in the bathroom. Such a bummer!

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AIMEE: But don’t worry. Because now, if diarrhoea shat (beep) on your holiday, Imodium will give you a free trip do-over. Same destination, so you get a second chance.

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She slides her sunglasses back on. Takes a slow, deliberate sip of her cocktail. Lets out a contented sigh.

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Suddenly—BANG! Aimee Lou gets shot. She slumps dramatically in her pool chair, drink spilling everywhere. The tropical umbrella from her drink slowly tilts and falls.

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Cut to white

Logo: Imodium